This really doesn't have a whole lot to do with ...but the devil's usual M.O., but it is very funny.
For those who don't follow Chris Onstad's excellent Achewood online comic strip, Lyle T. Gabriel is a Motorhead loving, all-the-time-drinkin'-n-cussin', bonefide badass. He has spent his time going from restaurant job to restaurant job where his chief talent is being fired (usually for dippin' into a customer's leftovers or the steam table itself...).
I had a hard time getting up off the floor because I was laughing so hard at Professor Lyle's "lesson plan" in today's edition. You might too.
